Lesbians

My daily schedule is wake up, pray, brush my teeth, go to work, shower, brush my teeth & go to sleep everyday that my routine. Oh yeah I also manage to throw some meals in there too... But something I've been noticing a lot since I've been home is the amount of lesbians. Now I'm not gone lie the whole "My girl gotta girlfriend" thing is always enticing but damn it's to the point were chicks are doing it because it's fashionable.I got two younger brothers who go to two completely different High Schools and both of them always talk about how many lesbians are in there school. Damn at ages 15-16 chicks already getting turned out, it's crazy they shouldn't even know what they like yet they still should be debating whether or not they should be having sex with boys let alone girls. When I was in High School it was always one or two but they were always lo-key a lil rainbow here & there but this stuff is wild. I maybe a conservative guy but this is new to me I'm not a closed minded dude I know a lot of older lesbians 20 & up but most of them are on the whole men aint sh*** trip because they've had their hearts broken by there first loves, baby's father's & things like that.(Personally I think it's just a phase) I'm not lesbian hater by any means but I'm just saying they're getting younger & younger. Even my cousin who's thirty and been a lesbian for at least 7 or 8 years thinks it's crazy some people just like living a lifestyle that's different so that they can stand out. Like I mentioned before I'm not a lesbian hater "I'd love to watch" but i'm just saying they're getting a little young.

My 1st Year of Post-Grad Life

There was a stretch when I just knew I was so happy to be done with school damn I wish my only problem was studying. Work is for the birds, I love my job it's cool & I'm good at what I do but damn I miss chilling. This has been a very strange adjustment for me largely because I have to get used to the new Metro Detroit environment.tThere's a lot of "Fake Thugs" it's pretty pathetic. I flipped over a brand new car being stupid I would've done that in college because I was to broke to have it in the 1st place but whatever. Relationships have been in shambles that's been my fault too. Life is good though overall I'm buying a new crib so things are on the up in up.

My Thoughts This Morning(Way Deeper Than Usual)

4 Days left until I'm officially out of Midland and the end of this Chapter of The Life & Times of Da Jumpoff will be over. The college years have been so great it's hard to think of one think that stood above the rest. It was so many great times here at Northwood. It's funny because of some of my best times where days when all we did was sit around talk shit & play spades. From the parties we've thrown or my activities around campus college has been great. I had probably the best internship experience ever at Disney some people may feel that there Disney trip was great but honestly I don't see a guys who's went any better than mine. I'm a truly blessed man that's for sure I love the people that God has placed around me and it's only gonna be more interesting to see who stays around. It's always an event when I go home to see who's doing what from the people in the hood or people I played football with. It's just strange seeing the directions peoples lives have went over the past 5 years. 

The newest Chapter of my life starts next Monday and honestly im nervous but at the same time I'm excited as hell. The last time I got nervous we hit the sandz and that turned out pretty good. Corporate America is gonna be even more cut throat than college which is funny to me because as much as I loved college I have never been a part of or seen so much fakeness which is just crazy to me but what can I say I was a part of it the good & the bad. (Most People Won't admit that) It's crazy though when I look back at how I've grown & matured over the last 5 years it makes me even more excited to see where I'm going in the next 5.

Hopefully I can live as the man that I aspire to become. I have to live it because if I don't I'll never become it. I have to sacrifice more and not go crazy just because I have a real job now. The 1st thing that I most control is myself I can see it already I got real shallow over the last month. As soon as I started noticing that my income was about to drastically change I wanted to splurge as soon as I got it. I gotta calm myself down for real as soon as I got my job I initially went to dealership to check prices on 300 C's I was tripping for real. It's crazy though after being in college for so long when you get a little taste of money you go crazy. But who knows Imma relax for now but we'll see how long it last but I'm out

I had a great Weekend I did some traveling, some caking, some chilling all was well I'm feeling real breezy

Soundtrack to My Autobigraphy (Life & Times of Da Jumpoff) 

Opening Credits: "Sky's The Limit" Notorious B.I.G.

Waking Up Scene: "We Gon Make It" Jadakiss

Car Driving Scene: "Trap or Die" Young Jeezy

High School Flashback Scene: "Looking At Me" Mase

Nostalgic Scene: "Closer to My Dream" Guapole

Bitter, Angry Scene: "Ambitions As A Rider"2Pac

Break-up Scene: "Only when You're Lonely"Ginuwine

Regret Scene: "Walked Outta Heaven" Jagged Edge

Nightclub/Bar Scene: "Shoulda Lean" Young Dro (This is my track right now)

Fight/Action Scene: "Fuck You" The L.O.X.

Lawn Mowing Scene: "Pushin" Bun B

Sad, breakdown scene: "Where U Are" Donnell Jones

Death Scene: "If I Could Turn Back The Hands of Time" R.Kelly

Funeral Scene: "I Wish You Were Here" Jamie Foxx

Mellow/Pot-smoking Scene: "Still Smoking"Mystikal

Dreaming About Someone Scene: "Am I Dreaming" Xscape

Sex Scene: "On Top Of Me" Tyrese

Contemplation Scene: "Dear Summer" Jay-Z

Chase Scene: "Dipset Anthem" The Diplomats

Happy Love Scene: "Ur Behind" Trey Songz

Happy Friend Scene: "Never Let Me Down" Kanye West

Closing Credits: "One More Chance" Notorious B.I.G. & Mary J. Blige

Survey Time

1. yes or no (no maybe's allowed)

2. You are NOT ALLOWED to explain ANYTHING unless someone messages you and asks!

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Taken a picture completely naked?
no

Made out with someone on your top 8/12/16?
Yes

Danced in front of your mirror naked?
NO

Told a lie?
yes


Ever had a one night stand?
Yes

Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back?
yes

Been arrested?
NO

Made out with someone of the same sex?
NO

Seen someone die?
yes

Kissed a picture?
yes

Slept in until 5pm?
yes

Had sex at work (on the clock)?
Yes

Fallen asleep at work/school?
Yes (All The Time)